Today’s Daily Prompt: When was the last time you walked away from a discussion, only to think of The Perfect Comeback hours later? Recreate the scene for us, and use your winning line.
Walk away before I’ve thought of the perfect comeback?? Not on your life!
I don’t care if we’re standing there for 10 minutes.
If we’re standing there for thirty minutes.
If I have to follow you to your car.
If I have to pick the kids up from school with you.
If I have to invite myself around for dinner.
If I have to sleep in your dog’s kennel.
If I have to drive you to work in the morning.
I am NOT leaving your side until that perfect comeback has entered my head.
So if you pick a war of words with me…
You better hope I am having a sharp day.